An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have them looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have them at work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we could take a half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said: "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half of the country will be looking for work within the year!"